Chris Curran is a 45-year-old who has changed the way the likes of Tinder, Bumble and various other online dating apps work, he’s recrafted his own techniques on becoming the very best at connecting.
Chris works as a 4th Official Soccer referee in his full-time occupation, but as a side hustle, teaches the younger generation on some of his tricks of the trade, with some great celebrity endorsements from Michelle Obama, to the likes of YouTube celebrity Roman Atwood, he’s helped them find love, success, and happiness with his tricks.
Ensuring everything runs as smoothly as Chris’s head has been (he is bald.) something he’s very passionate about, 24/7 support is provided, along with a template of chat up lines. Thankfully Chris has provided us with some which we can share below;
Want to know how to get rich overnight? Marry me.
It seems this platform isn’t working, what’s your number?
I know i might look big… but im not. Trust me.
Chris, from Miami, Florida has been perfecting his trade for over 20 years, yet to find love himself, he dedicates his life to helping others. We got a closer inside look into Chris’ relationships, his one and only relationship with a woman we shall call “Jennifer” or “Jen” for short, ended in misery. As Chris has attempted to move past this 10 years gone relationship, he cannot seem to move past it. It started when “Jennifer” met a man of the name “Greg” or “Big Gregathon”. Everything in Chris’ life seemed so perfect up until those moments when “Greg” entered “Jennifer’s” life. He thought he had it all planned out, pizza five times a week. Refereeing on the weekends and Disney Plus every night. Thing’s came crashing down around him, when one day as “Jennifer” was taking a dump, her phone lit up before his eyes. It was “Big Gregathon”, asking when they can meet up again. He opened her phone via her passcode “1111” and proceeded to read the elicit text messages sent between her and this mysterious “Greg”. Chris’ heart shattered, as his long term love has been “Cuckholding” him. Picture after picture, text after text, Christopher just couldn’t avert his eyes from what he was reading. “my mans a fatass bald slob…always hoarding the forks in the bedroom like a child. I just wish i was with a real man like you Greg… you know how to make me feel young again, he also gave me 60k for “school” lol!!!!!”
It’s no surprise that Chris has succeeded in his past success on dating apps, in 2022 he plans to release an app himself, named Prototype Cuckathon, with inspiration from his late friend Jake, it’s something he’s extremely passionate about.
The business has been well for Chris, with him creating an opportunity to make $69 per hour with his dating advice, which is a long way away from his previous wage of $5.90 as a 4th official referee, he’s now searching for a team to work with him to take this project to a new level.
Cuckathon HQ is where Chris has based his business, which is situated in the heart of Miami. Miami means a lot to Chris as it’s where he was born, so the passion has always lived and will live there.
Chris mentions 2021 is the year of training, preparation and building as he plans to fight Greg, his arch nemesis in a celebrity boxing match, Chris, currently weighing in at 330 pounds plans to try get in shape to fight for his life.
His past bout against Jake “the snake” Tetanus, he won by sheer determination, squeezing the air out of Jake’s lungs by laying on-top of him slobbering and talking about forks for the entire 15 minute fight. His prize was none other than the onlyfans model formerly known as “Kristen Furni” now “Kristen Trump”. Their relationship lasted all but three whole days, when Chris refused to pay for tacobell delivery.